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Hey guys, did you know that in terms of male human and female Pokémon breeding, Vaporeon is the most compatible Pokémon for humans? Not only are they in the field egg group, which is mostly comprised of mammals, Vaporeon are an average of 3”03’ tall and 63.9 pounds, this means they’re large enough to be able handle human dicks, and with their impressive Base Stats for HP and access to Acid Armor, you can be rough with one. Due to their mostly water based biology, there’s no doubt in my mind that an aroused Vaporeon would be incredibly wet, so wet that you could easily have sex with one for hours without getting sore. They can also learn the moves Attract, Baby-Doll Eyes, Captivate, Charm, and Tail Whip, along with not having fur to hide nipples, so it’d be incredibly easy for one to get you in the mood. With their abilities Water Absorb and Hydration, they can easily recover from fatigue with enough water. No other Pokémon comes close to this level of compatibility. Also, fun fact, if you pull out enough, you can make your Vaporeon turn white. Vaporeon is literally built for human dick. Ungodly defense stat+high HP pool+Acid Armor means it can take cock all day, all shapes and sizes and still come for more

Hey guys, did you know that in terms of human companionship, Flareon is objectively the most huggable Pokemon? While their maximum temperature is likely too much for most, they are capable of controlling it, so they can set themselves to the perfect temperature for you. Along with that, they have a lot of fluff, making them undeniably incredibly soft to touch. But that's not all, they have a very respectable special defense stat of 110, which means that they are likely very calm and resistant to emotional damage. Because of this, if you have a bad day, you can vent to it while hugging it, and it won't mind. It can make itself even more endearing with moves like Charm and Baby Doll Eyes, ensuring that you never have a prolonged bout of depression ever again.

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The journey begins!

I'd been wantin to play Pokemon cos we keep watching so much Pokemon video stuff with Vivian (sooo much adef lol) and i rly liked SoulSilver so we got a romhack of it! And ofc doing a monotype challenge just to make things more interesting. Sooo normal type ONLY! No normal/flying either, they don't really count as normal types tbh. Part of the romhack we got is that it has all pokemon up to gen4 available from the very start! Which really helps cos otherwise we'd have like, only Sentret for forever. Like don't get me wrong Sentret is really cute and I love Furret but we need some variety!! Tbh I thought about using soft Nuzlocke-esque rules, like, gym battles and rival battles having peramdeath. But that seems annoying and I don't wanna. Besides, playing with Set in battle is annoying enough already isnt it??

Anyway! It's been an alright enough start. Trainers usually have 2 or 3 pokemon and the levels seem to go up faster than I thought they would so we gotta do some grinding. We're at around 2 hrs playtime and just starting the first gym! Andddd I was gonna wait til we got our first badge to start writing about it, but I got too excited thinking abt website design lol. The page is definitely still a WIP but it's off to a good start!

Ummmm I'm doing this first one on the ipad so I can't take screenshots off the sd card yet. But next time for sure!